blankets-n-theporkchop:

Well thanks for ruining the whole movie.

(Reblogged from nerdclusive)

As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.

fuckablenerdstuff:

nudityandnerdery:

speakerwiggin:

zohbugg:

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Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

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Making toast:

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Getting things off high shelves:

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Making coffee:

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Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

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And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

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I don’t know how I survived life without it.

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No comment necessary.

You are my hero.

after more than a year… I need to reblog it again. Because.

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grinningmoonlight:

iamthedukeofurl:

Toph as a mother would be somewhat terrifying.

Lin tries to sneak out of the house without doing her chores, suddenly a voice bellows from across the house “I DIDN’T FEEL YOU CLEANING YOUR ROOM!”

Lin gets back from school with a report card “Tell me what you got in History” “…B+?” “You’re lying” *Metalbends a megaphone* “HEY TWIKLETOES! FLY OVER HERE AND READ THIS REPORT CARD FOR ME!”

Lin is learning earthbending ” Mom…my room dosn’t have any walls” “I know, I got rid of them. You have until tonight to make new ones, remember your stance!”

THE FUCKING LAST ONE

(Source: loveleighxsponge)

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(Reblogged from rhydonmyhardon)

ruinedchildhood:

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“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

(Source: nygaards)

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lmaoalien:

honestly saying “youre a twig lets get some meat on those bones” is just as offensive and embarrassing as “youre fat, watch what you eat” may not seem like it but trust me

(Reblogged from samm-a-lamm)

(Source: awkwardzombie.com)

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